Close Parkers and quotable kids

"My mom's having a baby and I don't care if it's a boy or a girl or something else or has to go to special Ed! I will love it and I'm so excited!" ... Says my most quotable kid of the year who happens to need a lot of help herself - but none in the love department.

Note I left on the car that parked WAY too close to my van. "Please don't park so close. I drive a van...because my grandma said 'if you fly to Florida you can drive away with it' and I didn't have other options. I love it dearly and its driven lots of kids to see lots of free shakespeare but it doesn't open all doors with a clicker so your close park job had me climbing through the back hatch. In a skirt. I looked a fool. People stared. I see you have a Bernie sticker. And you're rude. You can't do both or he looks bad. Remove the sticker or remove your jerkiness."